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Ceinwyn · 26-30, F
Imsleepy · 31-35
Damn. He got us, my fellow heathens. Whatever will we do?
hunkalove · 61-69, M
Prove Moses parted anything except his hair. Or that God spoke to him. Or who carved the 10 commandments on a stone. Buncha made up crap!
Lackwittyname · 51-55, M
Well there is always this article
https://www.bbc.com/news/science-environment-11383620
With this blurb from the article:
"The parting of the waters can be understood through fluid dynamics. The wind moves the water in a way that's in accordance with physical laws, creating a safe passage with water on two sides and then abruptly allowing the water to rush back in."
https://www.bbc.com/news/science-environment-11383620
With this blurb from the article:
"The parting of the waters can be understood through fluid dynamics. The wind moves the water in a way that's in accordance with physical laws, creating a safe passage with water on two sides and then abruptly allowing the water to rush back in."
Diotrephes · 70-79, M
@Lackwittyname Moses farted?
ChipmunkErnie · 70-79, M
The most obvious answer is Moses didn't. IF the exodus even happened -- which most serious Biblical scholars and historians doubt -- the Hebrews would have walked across the "Reed Sea" a swamp, not the "Red Sea" and actual body of water. So they got muddy, didn't need a miracle, just a better translation.
DocSavage · M
It was low tide
DocSavage · M
Can Moses explain why it took him forty years to cross the desert, when the average person could walk it within two weeks ?
*someone dropped a quarter ( old joke )
*someone dropped a quarter ( old joke )
ChipmunkErnie · 70-79, M
@DocSavage The battery on his GPS died?
Thevy29 · 41-45, M
He never did.
Sharky86 · 36-40, M
LULz
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pancakeslam · 41-45, M
sure science can explain that. if they could pull their heads out of their big bang booty and make the time for it and if you show them photographs
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SquirmyWormy · 100+
I sense a soul who is going to hell!
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BlueSkyKing · M
@SquirmyWormy
I sense a soul who is going to hell!
By the look at your previous posts, you have a running head start of a few miles.