Are you ready for the solar eclipse in April?

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mysteryespresso ·

Yea yea yea

CestManan · 46-50, F

Didn't they just have one of those solar eclipses like in 2021? They keep calling it a "once in a lifetime" event but i THINK humans typically live more than three or four years.

NatureGuy77 · 51-55, M

Where /when is it happening?

Tennessean · 31-35, F

@NatureGuy77 April 8th

PleasurePunch · 100+

I'm not ready for someone to drop the big one.

Not at all worried about the "eclipse" or trying to "get ready" either.

Allelse · 36-40, M

Yep, got my virgin all ready to sacrifice.

CestManan · 46-50, F

@Allelse Go to a video game store, NO shortage of virgins in there.

Guys with names like Poindexter and Mortimer.

Allelse · 36-40, M

@CestManan Nah they're all banging each other.

caPnAhab · 26-30, M

No, I don't have eclipse glasses. I'd like to keep my eyes intact

Enigmaticsoul · 22-25

I think its a sign from God something is coming

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