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What to do about a weak Dong?

According to news reports, Vietnam has a very weak dong. Is a weak dong a bad thing?

Should Janet Yellen embrace the weak dong or wait for it to strengthen? She claims that even at these levels she finds Dong attractive.

Do you have dong? What have you done lately with your dong?

The world of international finance is so complicated. There are just so many dongs out there!
redredred · M Best Comment
My dong is subject to periodic inflation based on the rise and fall of stimulus. I find that at peak inflation it can experience explosive growth. While it is ultimately subject to the boom/bust cycle it does seek safe shelter where significant deposits are made and then withdrawals.
irishmolly72 · 56-60, F
@redredred I never realized the dong was such a HARD currency.
irishmolly72 · 56-60, F
@redredred Will you still cuddle me during the refractory periods?
redredred · M
@irishmolly72 blessedly happy to.

PatKirby · M
I heard about that recently and was concerned about the limp dong. My friend Long Wang from the Bích Phúc Đạt province, Vietnam says "dong so weak." Even their Finance Minister, Phat Ho, won't get her hands near any dong. Maybe Long Wang's brother Wun Hung Low who works at a bank can help prop it up. Poor dong.
irishmolly72 · 56-60, F
@PatKirby You tickle my Laffer Curve. ☺️
Freeranger · M
Gee, I'm not quite sure. I'd not considered all this, what an informative post! Perhaps it becomes a question along the line of longevity. I'd suggest a sabbatical to Vietnam and a meeting with the cousin Long-Dong.
Riverman2 · 56-60, M
Hahaha. Funny! I hope you are ready for the avalanche of donging offers that you are about to get. 🤣
irishmolly72 · 56-60, F
@Riverman2 Oh joy. 🤨
llloydfred · 56-60, M
That why their work ethic in every-thing they is so disciplined. " A weak dong can give you good head"
Keep donging people over the head and it’ll become very strong
Heartlander · 80-89, M
Vietnam, as we know it now, owes its existence to our Democrat party. if push comes to shove, they should be able to shore up their dong with a credit line from the US, at least for the next 3 months.
irishmolly72 · 56-60, F
@Heartlander So you support an elevated dong? Fascinating!
Flipper111 · 51-55, M
I believe when it comes to the dong, all the pundits say to go long.
irishmolly72 · 56-60, F
@Flipper111 It's not the strength of the Dong that matters, but how you use it.
YMITheWayIM · 46-50, M
I'm honestly so confused.
irishmolly72 · 56-60, F
@YMITheWayIM Join the club.
novaguy2u · 70-79, M
Go somewhere where you get more ding for your dong.
Pangolin for Dong
irishmolly72 · 56-60, F
@Whodunnit Thanks for your detailed and insightful answer. You must be a Wharton grad.
Whodunnit · M
@irishmolly72 A picture is worth a thousand words, an emoji is worth about 398.
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Slade · 56-60, M
A dong won't get strong on its own. It relies on stimulation.

That's where you come (heh) in
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Winston335 · 56-60, M
I try to keep my dong in shape … not easy as you get older but I try 😊🏃‍♂️😍
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irishmolly72 · 56-60, F
@SW-User I said WEAK, not DEFORMED! 😝
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irishmolly72 · 56-60, F
@SW-User Are those the special mayonaise filled ones?
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Slade · 56-60, M
@irishmolly72 don't you want the sweet cream filling

 
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