Ladies listen up!!

If he's hot, always smells good, makes your mouth water, leaves you feeling happier than ever...He's not your man, he's a taco 🌮

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PerfectionOfTheHeart · 46-50, F

Why can’t he be both? I’m hungry in various ways, dammit.

*says a prayer to the PM gods to fortify the walls

BillyMack · 46-50, M

@PerfectionOfTheHeart

GnomeyGee · 41-45, M

@PerfectionOfTheHeart I mean, you can but im just saying it'll be easier finding a taco that does those things. Probably.

Yes you better put out extra guards and lock all your PM doors securely 😬

PerfectionOfTheHeart · 46-50, F

@BillyMack 30k’s the limit, eh. …rookie numbers.

PerfectionOfTheHeart · 46-50, F

@GnomeyGee Nah. Just gotta know where to dab the hot sauce to lure the taco dudes in.

GnomeyGee · 41-45, M

@PerfectionOfTheHeart

BillyMack · 46-50, M

@PerfectionOfTheHeart @GnomeyGee I’d be careful on the hot sauce though. I mean. Well.

Spicy.

GnomeyGee · 41-45, M

@BillyMack I ain't skeered of a little spice

PerfectionOfTheHeart · 46-50, F

@BillyMack A little dab under the ear never hurt anyone though.

I’m not brave enough to dab anywhere else because I once won a bet with a buddy who as a result had to put Icy Hot on his junk and I just know that karma’s gonna come back to me one day.

BillyMack · 46-50, M

@PerfectionOfTheHeart you cruel woman!

Also… I’m so sorry but this is too good not to share:

PerfectionOfTheHeart · 46-50, F

@BillyMack I’m not cruel! Dude should’ve done better to not lose 🤷🏻‍♀

And you definitely win the wtf award for the day.