Now, as a licensed pest control technician, I can treat the biggest and baddest pests on this side of the Mississippi

@deadgerbil 😶

@Chern0bylplaygr0unds joking

@deadgerbil 🥒✂ I'm not

@CaptainBard you can work underneath someone else's license until you get yours. First time I actually studied for it lol but no pay increase so it's like whatever

@MethDozer little did I know, that would become me,,,