Well hell now my heart can beat a little faster

I always thought coming home late @ night that my only problems would be the deer that like to hang out and eat my rose bushes. Or the many criminals that we have in LR. But tonight i get home and there is a coyote in the street beside my driveway. My friend asked if he was aggressive towards me. 🤷‍♀️ Like how the fuck would i know? I chased the SOB down the street with my vehicle and twice he had the audacity to stop and turn around looking at me. Don't even try fucking with me cuz i will run over your ass. I've never seen any coyote in town even tho i live close to the river till this week. They don't seem to be afraid of humans. Earlier this week i seen one in the middle of an intersection late @ night and a couple of nights ago 2 in the parking lot @ work.

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MrSmooTh · 31-35, M

Coyotes are like scavengers. Most of the time if you just yell at them or throw something they'll run away.

SW-User

@MrSmooTh see lol you just said most of the time. I dont want to be the exception to the other part of the time.

MrSmooTh · 31-35, M

@SW-User Nah the worst that'll happen is they found something really good to eat and they'll just straight up ignore you when you yell at them. Like if someone left like half a pizza or leftover meat in the trash.