I was being polite and petting this woman's dog

bc it was literally lunging at me. Then she told me to kiss it bc she loves kisses. 😭 Now thats where I draw the line.

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I had a dog leap up at my car window because I was dumb enough to say hi to it when it was walking past with its owner. I jumped back and screamed so hard. The window isn't a hula hoop, down boy.
The owner looked at me like I just shot her dad but ma'am control ya mutt, I can smell its breath.