I was being polite and petting this woman's dog

I had a dog leap up at my car window because I was dumb enough to say hi to it when it was walking past with its owner. I jumped back and screamed so hard. The window isn't a hula hoop, down boy.
The owner looked at me like I just shot her dad but ma'am control ya mutt, I can smell its breath.

Dog owners are insane

Lmfao weirdo

If you kiss the dog and she kisses the dog that means you've kissed each other and you're married now.

Oh yeah, cause everyone just wants to kiss a lunging dog they've never seen before..

That's crazy lol good way to get bit

She needs to give it more love herself

Yep.

Understandable. And she should’ve stopped it from lunging at you. Unless she was an acquaintance, she couldn’t have known you’d be okay with that, either.