A wild dog has only two legs due to an accident. I wanted to pet him but uncle said to be careful and not do it.

I was like what is he going to do to me? He can't chase me..

This morning I was two steps away and he got up and chased me. I run as fast as I could but I swear he almost bit my ass and was so furious with me.

My arrogance is going to be the death of me one day.

What was I thinking trying to touch an already traumatized wild dog? Idk, I am an impulsive idiot.

And since I don't like admitting being wrong+ defeated by a crippled dog, after I arrived sweaty and breathless home, I claimed I was just out for a run, which never ever happens.

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BlueVeins · 22-25

you're too damn kindhearted for your own good

Miram · 31-35, F

@BlueVeins only sometimes

BlueVeins · 22-25

@Miram nope always

Rokasu · 36-40, M

Ma'am, you shouldn't approach a dog of any kind. You can never gauge their reaction and its better safe than sorry.

Though, if you do want to, it's best to have some sort of incentive. Food or something. Make it a hyper incentive too like human food (Meat of some sort, something they can digest).

Also if they bite you, stick your finger in their booty hole 😏

Also also don't get bit. Dog bites can cause some nasty, scarring infections.

Miram · 31-35, F

@Rokasu I had plate of dog snacks

NerdyPotato · M

You mean which never happened before? Today it was the truth.

Miram · 31-35, F

@NerdyPotato I meant I never go out for a run

I stopped doing cardio long ago, other than hikes and farmwork

NerdyPotato · M

@Miram you didn't say that you went out with the intention to run, only that you were out for a run just then, which is entirely true. 😋

deadgerbil · 26-30

They say injured animals are more vicious than healthy ones

fun4us2b · M

If you want to befriend or help him, maybe offer some clean water or something to eat...fast with only 2 legs, that's some tough spirit right there...

TheLordOfHell · 41-45

Throw the knee up! Block that vicious bastard. Then once he has calmed down to an energy level of your desire, the pettings can begin

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WaryWitchWandering · 36-40, F

@ChemDawg and they more be likely to lash out because they don’t want to be fucked with

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