A spider just ran across my bed and I threw my phone at it.

My phone survived...can't say the same for the spider. RIP ya little creep.

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JRVanguard · 26-30, M

Bravely defeated the monster 🤩

Foxes · F

@JRVanguard I am the spooder slayer.

JRVanguard · 26-30, M

@Foxes But what about the spooter layer

Foxes · F

@JRVanguard I don't lay with spoots.

JRVanguard · 26-30, M

@Foxes Damn, there goes my Friday night

Foxes · F

@JRVanguard I can make an exception for you...

JRVanguard · 26-30, M

@Foxes I’m honored 🥰