What kind of spider would you want to be?

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Lilymoon · F

Tarantula 🕸️

Majorlatency · M

@Lilymoon So if I were one as well you'd eat me on our first date!

Lilymoon · F

@Majorlatency *burp* 🤣

Majorlatency · M

@Lilymoon I'm pretty nimble,
I'd woo you with my moondance song and wear armour plated underwear..

Im sure we could get around your latent tendencies, though oral sex would be off the table!

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