SwampFlower ยท 31-35, F
No, but once I woke up to Betty the jumping spider on my pillow. I fussed at her for violating the terms of our territorial agreement and then moved her back to her window.
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SW-User
@SwampFlower I believe it is
FunkyFlow ยท 41-45, F
@SwampFlower I think they know. Like hey this human respects life and doesnt want fruit flies in her house, so we can work together. But seriously I think they know.
SwampFlower ยท 31-35, F
@FunkyFlow I would like to think so ๐
areYouSureAboutThat ยท F
No, it was a roach
bijouxbroussard ยท F
@areYouSureAboutThat Double yikes ! ๐ฑ
FunkyFlow ยท 41-45, F
@areYouSureAboutThat How fast do those things go?
areYouSureAboutThat ยท F
@FunkyFlow faster than spiders with those 8 legs
nonsensiclesnail ยท F
Did you clock its speed and was there anything chasing it?
maybe was it a dare from its spidery friends?
maybe was it a dare from its spidery friends?
FunkyFlow ยท 41-45, F
@nonsensiclesnail It had to be at least 15mph and i believe he was just testing his skills. With speed like that his offspring are destined to evolutionary greatness!!
nonsensiclesnail ยท F
@FunkyFlow Now we will mark this day on the calendar. The speeding spiders started with ...that one. And because of your kindness they went on to breed generations of speeding spiders who can out run the hand and foot of giants.
FunkyFlow ยท 41-45, F
@nonsensiclesnail Long live the arachnids!!
Pfuzylogic ยท M
That means they are afraid of you so you must be doing something right. If you got a pet cat you just might fight it with a natural predator for them.
MyaJhonston ยท 26-30, F
no, but had a massive fly land on me once. couldn't sleep for the rest of the night.

SW-User
Never happened to me maybe spider ๐ท๏ธ has something for you
FunkyFlow ยท 41-45, F
@SW-User He's probably just saying hey cause we're homies ๐ค

SW-User
@FunkyFlow how do you know it's he ๐
Unless you examined
Unless you examined
Talesfromthedarkside ยท 31-35, M
Woke up from a spider crawling on my face ๐จ
FunkyFlow ยท 41-45, F
@Talesfromthedarkside It tickles teehee

SW-User
Not while awake
FunkyFlow ยท 41-45, F
@SW-User I hope you sleep with your mouth closed.

SW-User
@FunkyFlow only when Iโm aware itโs closed. Lol
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Iwillwait ยท M
Nooooooooo!
bijouxbroussard ยท F
Yikes ! Not while I was awake. ๐ณ๐ท
FunkyFlow ยท 41-45, F
@bijouxbroussard Its a relief to catch them when youre awake and not in your mouth when youre sleeping ๐
bijouxbroussard ยท F
@FunkyFlow Whatโs creepy is to see one on the wall in the dark and then not know where it went. ๐ฉ








