I Like Spiders

about six weeks ago i caught a female giant house spider, eratigena atrica, and put it in a big jar. i called her wednesday. she is on the coffee table in my living room. i catch insects that fly in from the balcony and throw them into the jar and then i sit and wait for them to be caught and eaten. a few weeks ago my gf was on the balcony one night and she seen a big moth so she told me, and i caught that too. i tried to identify the species, but i couldn't. i thought about feeding it to wednesday but i let it go. one night my gf told me there was a fly in the bathroom and we should catch it and feed it to wednesday. so i caught it and then we sat on the couch in my living room giggling watching the jar and waiting for wednesday to attack. she got close a few times but the fly was elusive. after about 10 minutes wednesday caught it and we watched its fangs chomp the fly and start sucking it dry. i love wednesday, but not as much as i love my gf. we are deranged.