which came first? the chicken or the dinosaur?

@CountScrofula so t-rex Is a chicken?

@Harmony No. When the big extinction happened the only dinosaurs that survived were the ancestors of birds and crocodilians.

@CountScrofula So dinosaurs came first?

@Harmony T-rex is what we scientifically call a big bastard chicken with teeth and 24/7 pms

@Longpatrol T-rex can't copulate with chickens because they are different species

@Harmony their star signs aint compatible either

@Longpatrol how can you say they are the same then?

@Harmony not same but similar, they walk on two legs, are dinosaurs and come from the same cousin kissing genepool