Worst case of animal abuse ever...

If that's real it's horrific.

Falling asleep at a house party, what's the worst that could happen?

Someone needs art class. 🙄

Such a dick move

Seals are one those animals that I am glad aren't anywhere around me. Not because I don't like them, think they're cool AF, and cute. Just because they have a look and body shape that just screams to me to run up, start playful slapping their belly, and making foolish sounds and phrases while I do it. You know like "booja,booja,booja!. Pink belly, pink belly,pink belly!!"

It's best they are away from me and left alone from my nonsense. I would never be able to resist not leaving them alone. I mean look at that frigging specimen 😍