The worst name for a dog or cat?

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Far from the worst, but a funny story: for reasons I don't claim to understand, many Europeans have a hard time accepting the fact that, in English, proper nouns use standard pluralizations (yes, this is relevant; bear with me). The sticking point tends to revolve around Lego building blocks; I've been sworn at and threatened with violence for pointing out that no, you did not, in fact, "play with Lego" as a kid, unless you had only one brick. "Leg mit Lego", maybe; I don't know how Danish works, but not "play".

One guy was so ticked off that he went out, got a cat, named it "Lego", then uploaded pictures of him playing with it. Now, that WAS a clever rebuttal, and I give him credit for actually "playing with Lego"; full props as far as that goes. But as a name, Lego is far better suited to a dog.

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My friend in school had a called taste like chicken

Stains

Very embarrassing when you’re at the dog park and have to call for him.

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I can’t say but it’s racist. Heard a teen calling his dog about 10 years ago when me and the boy were taking a walk about 3 blocks from our house.