If squirrels held a nightly talk show, what scandal would the raccoons leak first?

If squirrels hosted a nightly talk show, the raccoons would probably be the first to leak some juicy secrets and what would that be? Well, rumor has it that raccoons have been secretly running a shady trash gourmet restaurant behind the dumpster, behind Lugi's and Kunpo's for several years. They named it Raccoony's Dumpster Fine Dining, serving up fancy leftovers like sushi grade pizza crusts and organic apple cores. They've even been hiring squirrel waitstaff to sneak in extra snacks during the night! It’s basically the Raccoon Ristorante, and the squirrels are about to blow the lid off their trashy culinary empire...talk about a scandal with a side of trashy gossip!

But here's the kicker:to cover it all up, the raccoons are planning to bring in Jenny Jones as a and I quote "SPECIAL GUEST" [/c]to distract everyone and make it look like a wholesome talk show. Meanwhile, Jenny will be busy interviewing squirrels about their favorite acorn recipes, while the raccoons sneak out the leftovers for their secret menu. It’s a scheme so sneaky, even the trash bin wouldn’t know what hit it!

The beavers actually did bite the snakes when they had a party

That the squirrels have been hiding birdseed in offshore accounts for years.

There is a BIG NUT in THE WHITE HOUSE!
The Big Nut was there for 4 years, was removed for 4 years but was determined to get back in, and is now been back in for 2 years, with plans to be there for at least another 2 years.

What are raccoons doing in a squirrel pack

You didn't happen to find that can of coffee in the garage did you?

My new phone is shitty. Stay away.

How many nuts that Squirrels hoard.

Where did they hide donalds nuts

WTF kind of question is this? Am I in grade school.

Gossip about hu-mans they witnessed from the attic.

Once lived in a place where the raccoons lived in the attic. Don't ask me why!

Could never figure that one out, even from a raccoon point of view.🤷🏻‍♂

Possum on the other hand it would be likely.

that the squirrels never washed there nuts