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I wanna know what you’d say 😂
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Humans always say I am big.. me BIG? I don't see it, I am myself, the same size I have always been. Yes, I do tower over some other dogs, but that just helps to keep them in line. I hate having to do the Alpha thing, but I will.. I do.. I confess. Can't help it, but mostly other dogs understand and just accept it and we can play.
I have to admit I do like to sniff and lick their back ends, and sometimes I jump on them and... well, do the natural things we boys do. Some don't like it.. some learn to like it.. and yet, I remain a virgin. I don't care if they are boys or girls, but I prefer blonds (I am all black), and they must be a certain height for me to grab them, and they have to have that smell I like. Not really sure how to describe it.
When I see a squirrel, or a cat, or that other male dog with noots, my owner had better be holding on tight cause I am going for it.
Afraid conflict is never allowed, but I do try, can't help it. I would say that is one of my vices.
I am nice and fun, hairy, cuddly. I love licking faces, especially kids faces.
I want the ball your owner has in his/her pocket, and not afraid to jump up to get it. Sometimes they get mad at me, get over it..
I love meat.. chicken, beef, pork, turkey, salmon, prawns.. I mostly get crunchies with water, I guess it helps keep my figure.
3 walks a day minimum.. if you want to take me out all day I am good with that. I love long trips as long as we stop often so I can mark things..
Hit me up and let me check your smell to see if we are compatible <wink wink>
Jenny1234 · 56-60, F
@JamesBugman a virgin who doesn’t discriminate! Lol