Are there camels in your neighborhood?

I dare say, no. There are dog walkers, people who pick up the paper at 6am, some fitness freaks running in blocks, and other shenanigans like birds. They think they can chirp and sing at the break of day. I hear of some conspiracies that those who pick up the paper at 6am are in cahoots with the birds to make noise. But never one camel. When it's winter, I like looking at footprints in the snow.

Only the cigarettes…although I haven’t checked at our zoo. 🤔

There's a variety store nearby that sells 'em with a big CANCER warning on the pack!

Not that I've noticed.

Camel toes maybe 🤔

Camel toes perhaps.

Yep, they hang out in the parking lot, waiting to get their humps rubbed by lonely residents. 🐪 🐫

Not outside of a zoo.

Sometimes I find camel cigarette butts on the ground

Nope, only goats roaming the streets here. 😅