There's nuthin will make a person move faster..
Than the sound of their dog retching at 3am
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PoeticPlay · 51-55, M
Oh yeah?
Try the sound of your car starting up and the dog burning rubber down the street.
Because he got a text from "her" that said, 'My folks went up to the cabin this weekend. I have the house all to myself for 3 whole days. Whatever shall I do? "
The only reason I know this is the text that he sent to me asking if I knew where you put your keys at night. And he left me with instructions to text you the explanation in exactly 7 mins after we synced our watches.
He did say that he knew that you would understand and let him have this before you take his nuts.
And he could be a dick, but he ain't like you, he will put gas in the car while he is out.
I'm sorry.
Was I projecting?
I've gotta talk to my therapist about that....
Try the sound of your car starting up and the dog burning rubber down the street.
Because he got a text from "her" that said, 'My folks went up to the cabin this weekend. I have the house all to myself for 3 whole days. Whatever shall I do? "
The only reason I know this is the text that he sent to me asking if I knew where you put your keys at night. And he left me with instructions to text you the explanation in exactly 7 mins after we synced our watches.
He did say that he knew that you would understand and let him have this before you take his nuts.
And he could be a dick, but he ain't like you, he will put gas in the car while he is out.
I'm sorry.
Was I projecting?
I've gotta talk to my therapist about that....