There's nuthin will make a person move faster..

Of course your barefoot lunging out of bed wondering where the dog is at

And [i]that's[/i] why I will only buy super absorbent paper towels...SO sick of getting it on my hands!

The cat pissing on your pillow just above your head???

Oh yeah?
Try the sound of your car starting up and the dog burning rubber down the street.
Because he got a text from "her" that said, 'My folks went up to the cabin this weekend. I have the house all to myself for 3 whole days. Whatever shall I do? "

The only reason I know this is the text that he sent to me asking if I knew where you put your keys at night. And he left me with instructions to text you the explanation in exactly 7 mins after we synced our watches.
He did say that he knew that you would understand and let him have this before you take his nuts.
And he could be a dick, but he ain't like you, he will put gas in the car while he is out.

I'm sorry.
Was I projecting?
I've gotta talk to my therapist about that....

Mine would shovel it back in not long after.

🥴

Baby dog ok ?

I remember those days. Mine has been dead for a while now. Still miss him.

Or your kid

LMAO! Especially when it's in bed with you.

Aww no