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What would you do if a rooster flies into your house?

SW-User
Isn't there a username by that ? @SW-User
SW-User
@SW-User Is he the one you're cheating on me with?
SW-User
@SW-User I never cheated on you honey. Not yet at least 🤣
SW-User
@SW-User ok now I'm worried
nedkelly · 61-69, M
OLD Rooster from SW - give him a Jack Daniels and a cigar
Praise God. It’s a miracle because roosters can’t fly!
cherokeepatti · 61-69, F
@FriendlyGiant they have wings and they can fly up and roost into trees so I don’t know how you figure that they can’t fly into a house, they could easily fly into an open window
Dino11 · M
Get the broom out...
ravenwind43 · 51-55, F
Flip out. Though my one chicken sometimes tries to walk in. I yell at her and she wobbles off. lol
cherokeepatti · 61-69, F
Give him something to eat and lure him back outside.
smiler2012 · 56-60
😆 i would panic go cock a doodle doo [laffydaffy]
Roast it and it'll leave in embarrassment.
Ask him politely to leave
SW-User
Prepare dinner
Isthisit · F
Chase it out the door!
assemblingaknob · 26-30, F
Cluck with it
HypnoChode · 46-50, M
Coq Au Vin
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