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Meeting my new accountant (with a disclaimer):

(if the death of an insect really bothers you鈥攁nd I know it does some people鈥攑lease scroll past this. I鈥檓 letting folks know going in.-bb)

The accountant was very nice and had been a friend of the person who had helped me since I retired, and missed him too. She was explaining things with the tax laws in our state since last year, going over stuff, when I caught a glimpse of something over her shoulder, and pointed. It was a huge beetle on the wall..

She looked, shrieked and ran down the hall, leaving me in her office. I went to the door and could hear her asking colleagues to help her kill a big bug in her office. There were all women, and [b]nobody[/b] wanted to help. I even heard someone suggest stopping a man passing the building. I couldn鈥檛 imagine how [b]that[/b] request would鈥檝e sounded.

So I saw a box of Kleenex, killed the bug, put it in the garbage. I then went out, where they were [b]still[/b] in discussion about it
I got their attention and said, before heading back to the office, "I have [b]dispatched[/b] the creature. All is well." I heard one say, "what was that ?" and the reply, "She said she killed the bug and everything鈥檚 cool." My accountant cautiously came back into her office and I assured her the bug was no longer an issue.

So, she鈥檚 excellent at what I hired her to do, answered all my questions, took care of concerns, and overall very pleasant. And she鈥檚 scared of insects. I鈥檓 not crazy about them myself, so I鈥檓 not going to hold that against her. 馃檪
Rutterman46-50, M
Good grief. Killing bugs isn't my favorite activity, but I could retire tomorrow if I had a dollar for every insect I've "dispatched" in my life. Unpleasant, admittedly, but I can't see freaking out over it.

Glad you've got a good accountant and glad you could help her out. 馃槃
Rutterman46-50, M
@bijouxbroussard You have the coolest dad. It must be a joy to be around him.
@Rutterman Thanks. It really is.
DragonBlue80-89, F
@bijouxbroussard And that courteous response to the cats gift, was just the encouragement he needed to keep on hunting mice.
Harmonium192351-55, M
Accountants. 馃檮
And sure enough, some royal asshat downvoted. I told folks to keep scrolling. If the site ever makes the downvotes public, and you haven鈥檛 blocked me, I鈥檓 certainly blocking you. Coward. 馃槨
KiwiBird36-40, F
@bijouxbroussard I did downvote a SW admin downvote Question. I would prefer they were public if we had to have them.

[b]However[/b] of late I have been using it a lot. Any pro putin/russian post, support comment...in fact anything that does not support [b][c=003BB2]Ukraine[/c][/b]
@KiwiBird I understand, I鈥檝e used the downvote occasionally, but nothing I wouldn鈥檛 stand by if it became public. I鈥檓 guessing you feel the same way.
KiwiBird36-40, F
@bijouxbroussard Absolutely. Everytime. Actually would [b]Love[/b] my down votes to be public.
DragonBlue80-89, F
There are bugs I will kill and those I choose not to kill. Spiders, bees, lightning bugs.
@DragonBlue I understand. I kill spiders if they come too close because I can鈥檛 explain to them that I鈥檓 allergic if they bite me. I have high ceilings and as long as they stay there we鈥檙e both safe.
@DragonBlue I havent seen a firefly since I was a child visiting family in Louisiana. I鈥檝e [b]never[/b] seen one in California. My cousins stopped seeing them down South some years ago. Someone here was saying that state agencies were paying children to capture them for experiments. If true, that would explain why there are fewer of them in many states now. 馃ズ
DragonBlue80-89, F
@bijouxbroussard I鈥檝e never seen them in a city. But going out to farm country or cottage country, I鈥檝e seen them, but admittedly, not recently because I鈥檝e not left the city for several years.
ViperM
Well, you know how to threaten her in the future ;)


Though usually Beatles are in groups, so....
SweetNSassyF
I don鈥檛 know if I could kill one of those with a Kleenex but I would definitely throw something at it! Lol
dancingtongue80-89, M
Did she offer you a discount for saving her life? 馃
@dancingtongue Yes, for being "inconvenienced".
dancingtongue80-89, M
@bijouxbroussard Good on her. 馃憤
MadamLouboutin31-35, F
You should at least get a discount on your return.
@MadamLouboutin I did, in fact. 馃槍
sasanack61-69, M
brave lady, enough said 馃憤
SStarfish
Aww i like beetles but not roaches ..
@SStarfish Hence the disclaimer.
SStarfish
I saw this big guy on tv would would scream and run away from spiders 馃槄@bijouxbroussard
@SStarfish Yeah, some people have real phobias.
JaggedLittlePill46-50, F
This is too funny. At least she was a boss at the accounting!
MethDozerM
[quote] and nobody wanted to help [/quote]
馃ぃ馃ぃ
@MethDozer It was mindblowing ! I was a little embarrassed.

 
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