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Meeting my new accountant (with a disclaimer):

(if the death of an insect really bothers you—and I know it does some people—please scroll past this. I’m letting folks know going in.-bb)

The accountant was very nice and had been a friend of the person who had helped me since I retired, and missed him too. She was explaining things with the tax laws in our state since last year, going over stuff, when I caught a glimpse of something over her shoulder, and pointed. It was a huge beetle on the wall..

She looked, shrieked and ran down the hall, leaving me in her office. I went to the door and could hear her asking colleagues to help her kill a big bug in her office. There were all women, and [b]nobody[/b] wanted to help. I even heard someone suggest stopping a man passing the building. I couldn’t imagine how [b]that[/b] request would’ve sounded.

So I saw a box of Kleenex, killed the bug, put it in the garbage. I then went out, where they were [b]still[/b] in discussion about it
I got their attention and said, before heading back to the office, "I have [b]dispatched[/b] the creature. All is well." I heard one say, "what was that ?" and the reply, "She said she killed the bug and everything’s cool." My accountant cautiously came back into her office and I assured her the bug was no longer an issue.

So, she’s excellent at what I hired her to do, answered all my questions, took care of concerns, and overall very pleasant. And she’s scared of insects. I’m not crazy about them myself, so I’m not going to hold that against her. 🙂
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Rutterman · 46-50, M
Good grief. Killing bugs isn't my favorite activity, but I could retire tomorrow if I had a dollar for every insect I've "dispatched" in my life. Unpleasant, admittedly, but I can't see freaking out over it.

Glad you've got a good accountant and glad you could help her out. 😄
@Rutterman When I was about thirty, I saw a mouse in my flat. I called Pop, I guess as a reflex (I don’t know [b]what[/b] I expected him to do from 50 miles away). He said, "put it on the phone and I tell it to get out." Mom took the phone (did I mention this was around 11pm ?) and said, "that lil’ mousie’s not going to hurt you. Just get sticky traps tomorrow, put peanut butter on them." That was when I adopted my cat and never saw another one.
Rutterman · 46-50, M
@bijouxbroussard I like your father's reply, but I suppose your mother's advice was a bit more helpful. 😅

There are many good reasons for adopting a cat. Keeping the mice away is one of them. 😸
DragonBlue · 80-89, F
@Rutterman We once had a cat who was an excellent mouser….until, one day, when my husband put his foot into his work boot, and found something in the toe of the boat…..a dead mouse. He Hollered. Threw the mouse out the door and yelled at the cat. Thereafter, the cat would sit and watch the mice as they ran around the kitchen looking for food bits that had been dropped during the preparation of dinner. Silly cat. Lucky mice. We moved out and left the mouse problem for the landlord, or the next tenants. 😃
@DragonBlue I guess your cat figured his hard work wasn’t being appreciated so why put himself out ? 😄
DragonBlue · 80-89, F
@bijouxbroussard Exactly. When my husband yelled at him and threw the mouse outside, I think he felt he’d done something wrong. When all he’d done was give the person he loved so much a gift of love.
@DragonBlue Yes. 😊
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Rutterman · 46-50, M
@bijouxbroussard You have the coolest dad. It must be a joy to be around him.
@Rutterman Thanks. It really is.
DragonBlue · 80-89, F
@bijouxbroussard And that courteous response to the cats gift, was just the encouragement he needed to keep on hunting mice.