Almost a month into 25 years Inching closer to the day or have already passed it where I will...

You’re not supposed to have your midlife crisis for another 15 years or so

deadgerbil · 22-25, M

@UndercoverBard it's crazy how the oldest of the millennials will be knocking on the door of senior citizen status in 15 years

UndercoverBard · 31-35, M

@deadgerbil yea you’ve said that earlier this week. Maybe you are going senile 😒

deadgerbil · 22-25, M

@UndercoverBard it bears repetition

deadgerbil · 22-25, M

@SkeetSkeet we'll grow old together

SkeetSkeet · 100+, F

@deadgerbil I'll die before you

deadgerbil · 22-25, M

@SkeetSkeet it will be like those mating birds where I'll die right after

deadgerbil · 22-25, M

@HannahSky the keys of immortality and anti aging better be made available soon

HannahSky · F

@deadgerbil just wait near the fountain ⛲

OogieBoogie · F

@deadgerbil oh they are here .
You just need the money to be able to afford it.
(Goggle Dr David Sinclair)

It could be used to reverse Alzheimer's or MS or debilitating immune diseases .
But it's gonna be expensive and elite and only available to the rich .

Just what we fucking need ...the elite to live longer and screw us drier🙄