You take simping to whole new level

*gets down on my knees for you

thanks I try

and I have more time on my hands what with ordering out instead of cooking for you

In my defense, I was only licking your boot to shine it, that's all.

Please I’m just an old boob!

Oh, stop it

I finally blocked one, it was sickening. 🤮

I think I know who you mean. I won't share their username tho, for the sake of me not wanting to get on their bad side.

There's a whole layer of individuals here, who I have no idea of their existence. Ignorance is bliss

They get bored of me.

Reubles ain't no simp, sugar cakes

Thank you!

It just gets gross and I physically cringe at times

I drink the bath water of women who hate my existence