Make me a shopping list.

Bird's Eye instant trifle
Sponge fingers
Battenburg cake
Wagon Wheels
Tunnock's teacakes
Walls Vienetta
Kingsmill white loaf
Spam
Ready salted crisps
Panda shandy
Cola bottles

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Full retro shopping list

A pineapple

Fruit, fruit, fruit and some fruit

A pizza base to put the pineapple on

A cucumber

Your beer or stout of choice

Tequila

Lubricant

Jelly

A hedge trimmer

We’re out of pepperoni slices

I would buy dr pepper

Liver and onions in a can with extra beetroot.

Tissues… i used up all my tissues ya know?👀

start with
Pineapple~

a bag of cement