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TightyWhiteyKing

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Here have a fever dream

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Can you please take these cuffs off me?

I dare you to make a meme out of this song

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Was i being reckless?

When was the last time you made a homemade sandwich?

Are you a victim?

If so of what then?

I brought some low rise mens jockey briefs and they look like panties i love them to death though they are very comfy

Have you ever been scared of someone that pointed out?

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Pizza Sign Story

I had a friend that worked at a round table and he called me up one day to chat while he was outside holding the sign. Then there was this drunk guy that walked up to him wanting the pizza sign. So the guy wanted to trick him but failed he said... See More »

Weirdest thing you've eaten?

Me, fish food flakes, they tasted like chicken (i did this when i was a kid)

I live a weird life

Just the other day someone ran into me and told me a story on how much he loves pupperoni and how he and his dog eat it at the same time.

Ever been firted with by a gay person?

I dont want to talk about mine

A weird dream i had that i liked

I had a dream i watching a tv show where these girls were on a trip somewhere to meet another girl in some rocky, cliff, forest area. They went to her house and she ran outside and told them to come in. Then the house host told them about a tighty... See More »

Does anyone else wear the jockey underwear?

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Whats a weird thing a kid said to you?

A kid asked me if there is such thing as pedophile pizza

You were a jar of peanut butter and i were to open your lid and eat the peanut butter, did i eat you and kill you or are you just empty?

A weird dream i had

I went to this weird restraunt that looked like McDonald's but expect they called it munchkins. It was like the ghetto McDonalds and so i went into this room in the back where these group of people went and pulled video games in the back. Suddenly... See More »

Weirdest thing ive seen today

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What is the dumbest thing your friend got in trouble for?

My friend once got in trouble for throwing cds at his tv screen. It left a cut in the screen.

Thinking of being gay?

Then hurry and take this!

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Are you a smarty pants?

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Do you care if i take you to a empty parking lot with no witnesses and have your hands occupied and mine are free?

Do people give you nicknames here?

Ive gotten a few

Whats the weirdest compliment youve gotten?

A guy told me i was very "swood"

Cops kinda scare me

I say that because if i were to do a major crime and i were to ran they can tackle and cuff me and be treated harshly lucky im a good person

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