Some dork boy in a kia rio brakechecked meHes lucky I dont run him off the road in his cheap little piece of crap car.
I get to work with someone i hate tomorrowSupposedly she was a cheerleader in college. No wonder why we do not get along
A pack of wild meth heads begin to approach you how do you fight them off?I say throw fake meth into heavy traffic and watch them all die.
Why do people legally change their names to something stupid such as "galaxy" or "airplane"?Do you really think anyone is going to take you seriously or hire you?
Why is everyone so up in arms about stupid straws and plastic bags nowadays?Go drive your prius, eat your tofu and stfu.
Do I have to start punching people in the face?God darn no good nosy people need to leave my family the hell alone. I grew up in a historic home and to this day people won't leave it alone. I saw on the facebook page for my hometown someone posted a photo of it back in the olden days and how it...See More »
Dear old people this isnt the 1950s not everyone wants to talk to you or be your friend in public places quit trying to talk to everyoneThank God it's not the 50s
Im sending an invoice to my neighbors for killing my plantsBecause they are always outside and I cant water them they are killing my plants. They can buy me new ones. They are responsible for their death
If all you had to do to become a billionaire was to murder a room full of 5 year olds would you do it?I'd be charging first into the room
How can anyone call their life successful if they aren't living at least upper middle class?Successful to me is having a large house, a respected career that pays well, a very nice car, enjoying the finer things in life. Being able to travel frequently, having vacation homes and never really stressing about paying bills or additional money...See More »
In a way did Hitler have the right idea of eliminating the sick, old, and disabled?When I say old I mean so old you can't really work anymore. I believe he eliminated them because they are drains on society that have to be supported and paid for by everyone else. When you no longer can contribute you get axed. I can see why he did...See More »
I Have Memories I Can Never ForgetWhen I was a kid we had a vacation home in Ocean Grove,NJ. I liked going there. I remember seeing the water and all the old colorful victorian homes. Haven't went there in ages. Part of me wants to get rid of my current house, buy a house there and...See More »
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You ever want to jam a knife down someones throat and carve them from the inside out?Its one of those days.