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Unrepentant memer, occasional heathen, part time sesquipedalian.
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mindstruggle: Are you sexy?
17 hrs ago
CaptainBard: Pick up the pace
Dang, I lost it! That’s what I get for taking it s...
17 hrs ago
mindstruggle: I need one solid reason why I shouldn’t go inside...
I shall be very cross if you do. 😤
1 day ago
AlienTheExtraterrestrial: Want to join my band Cat Town Kali and the Kids...
I can play the kazoo!
4 days ago
mindstruggle: I just blocked everyone who’s not secretly a...
Now we can openly discuss our plans to eliminate...
1 week ago
CaptainBard: They said it couldn’t be done
I still don’t think the human body was designed...
1 week ago
CaptainBard: You wanna piece of me??!
A piece is all there is.
1 week ago
DMmeyourtits: Tell about the state/country you are from, without...
@TryingtoLava
1 week ago
cherny: Do you enjoy making big meals for loved ones?
Feeding people is my love language.
1 week ago
CaptainBard: We’ll put a boot in your ass
That’s not where the boots go. This is why you...
1 week ago
CaptainBard: Cut me some slack
@CaptainBard That’s a lot of slack!
1 week ago
CaptainBard: You’re supposed to say Polo when I say Marco
I thought it was Marco Pollo.
1 week ago
CaptainBard: Cut me some slack
How much do you need?
1 week ago
CaptainBard: Where’s my money? 🤨
@Degbeme 🤭
2 wks ago
CaptainBard: Where’s my money? 🤨
I put it on the top shelf.
2 wks ago
mindstruggle: My joints letting me know that it's about to rain.
I want to have a little device implanted in my...
2 wks ago
CaptainBard: I was just trying to help
Hey, you did your best. And I’m sure that guys...
2 wks ago
mindstruggle: Whooooooooosh!!!! 🪄✨
Thank you. 🥹 Now in a few days I can put it...
2 wks ago
CaptainBard: Top of the mornin to ya
He’s gone full leprechaun on us.
2 wks ago
robingoodfellow: I know what my next construction project will be
I was like “Baba Yaga’s house, a silhouette of a h...
2 wks ago