My wife and I would like to wish everybody on SW a lovely day.Except for you, Philip. We curse you. We curse your children. Vile, vile Philip.
I like to race the younger geriatrics at my nursing home. I win the races because I'm 5'7 3/4".After each races, I like to catch my opponent's cheek.
It is done.Philip is dead and his spirit has been thoroughly ghostbusted. Also, the mayor just called. He wants to give my wife and I a trophy for our bravery.
Philip is the absolute worst!He's very unlikable. He's the reason my wife and I are old and have cancer.
