The doctor told me I have a brain tumor.

Whatever you're talking about is way over my head. Is that a movie quote?

Are you talking about the Philip that I killed and ghostbusted?

@philipsucks: Yes.

He keeps coming back. He's like herpes.

@ItsPhilipNow: are they your parents?

@Despina: Yeah. I taught them how to use the internet and this is how they repay me.

that'll learn ya