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I like to race the younger geriatrics at my nursing home. I win the races because I'm 5'7 3/4".

After each races, I like to catch my opponent's cheek.
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What have I done, Goddess? Besides treat you right.
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Ugh, as if. NOW you decide to come back? The wedding is off.
Won't you at least get a restraining order against me? I want to be able to show my parents [i]something[/i] so they know at least I've been trying.

 
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