Guess who's single just in time for Valentines Day? This girl right here lol back to the comfortable life of being singleIt's hard to make a relationship work when, a. my family is full of racists except for my dad and he just can't deal with it anymore which I completely understand and he shouldn't have to put up with their bullshit unlike me who really has no choice...See More »
When you live your life thinking you're half French but you're only 14% French... My life is a lie?Lol just kidding. Not about growing up being told the I had super French ancestry and that my whole dad's side of the family was French (which it isn't obviously)because that's true but I was being sarcastic about my life being a lie since my DNA...See More »
Whelp. I'm sick again. Did you know that sneezing too much can cause nose bleeds and losing your voice? The more you know...It's painful. Winter, you suck. But seriously hopefully this isn't like two years ago where I get sick around this time and then almost died in the new year because I need to graduate college. Body, please let me at first hate it through this...See More »
Merry -Jesus Wasn't Actually Born on- ChristmasAKA This is originally a Pagan holiday anyways Okay enough with rustling of the jimmies. No, but seriously Merry Christmas or whatever holiday you do or don't celebrate around this time of the year. -From your local friendly neighborhood crazy spleen...See More »
When you get yelled at for trying to explain that several doesn't mean seven... Can I just die now?Me: "The dog has bitten me several times now..." Her: "He didn't bite you seven times." Me: "Several doesn't mean seven..." Her: "Are you calling me stupid? Several- Seven. Why would it be called SEVeral if it's not seven" Me: "No, that's not how it...See More »
How would you react if you got this card this holiday season? 😂This is still my favorite card ever. I want it lol.
Whelp I got bored so this happened... It's kinda cute... Kinda fun. I don't know. Am I basic now? lol My code is D5NNE4 in case anyone cares but probably not 😭😂
Why is it that most of the people who whine about my generation being the "trophy" generation are usually part of the generation that started it?The whole "everyone gets a trophy" thing wasn't because of the kids in the first place. The parents are the ones who created that system because some parents couldn't stand their child not being a winner at everything they do- I've even seen parents...See More »
This guy I know really just posted on FB saying Bush doesn't deserve a mourning day because Reagan and JFK didn't get one... What? Seriously dude?I mean if he wants to argue other reasons why the late former President George H.W Bush doesn't deserve a mourning day and give actual correct facts/information to that or even just give an opinion then I won't say shit, but he's basing it off two...See More »
So it's that time of year again. What's your favorite Christmas song? Mine is this oh so family friendly classic that me and my best friend randomly go around singing all year long because we can-
It's not Sunday if ______?It's not Sunday if my dad doesn't come home covered in his own vomit and then proceed to puke in the kitchen sink... You know it's bad then you've become desensitized to the scent of vomit... Happy Sunday everyone...?
Why am I more nervous to meet my boyfriend's work friends than meeting his parents?I just meet his parents last night and I was slightly nervous, but tomorrow I'm going with him to a work party where I'll meet his work friends/co-workers and I'm already 10x more nervous for that than I was when I met his parents last night. I don't...See More »
What do you think about children stories with bad morals?So for my ASL final the teacher assigned to everyone a typical fable that is common stories that deaf parents tell their kids that we're going to preform for kids. Most the stories have good morals but then I get this one where the moral of the story...See More »
So someone is trying to convince me sympathize with school shooters... Why? Just why? Why should I feel bad for people who choose to kill others?"They were bullied and felt like they had to resort to this. Why don't you feel sorry for them? They are just as much of victims as the people they killed." Um I was bullied severely in school and the thought of murdering people over it never once...See More »
My family met my boyfriend for the 1st time... Someone please tell me why my mom thought it was appropriate to ask my boyfriend if he's an "illegal"?Because he's not white and he was born in another country she automatically assumed he's here illegally... He had to correct her that he's a US citizen and has been for over ten years now to which she told him, "Oh then Trump loves you". Only my...See More »
What does Thanksgiving mean to you?My mom: "You should have woken up early and made the family breakfast because that's what Thanksgiving is about." Me: "...No it's not" My mom: "Then what is it about?" Me: "Slaughtering Native Americans and taking their land. Should I go out and do...See More »
Does anyone have any pictures from when they were a baby/young child that they are willing to post? I'm just curious and people are usually adorable as babies and children. I've said this before but only a few people on here know what I actually look like but apparently my photos of me as a kid look nothing like me now so I think I'm safe and you...See More »
I'm just curious- has anyone here ever cheated on someone before and if so what was the reason behind it and did you regret it?Obviously only share if you want to. I've never cheated on anyone before and I always feel like you should just breakup rather than seek other people, though I'm just curious as to the reasons someone who has cheated might have since it might not be...See More »
What's something you've never done that a lot of people have?I never learned to ride a bike because I can't balance well and my parents thought it was too dangerous. < True story I tell it at parties.
What's the first physical feature you notice when you first meet someone?For me it's teeth. I always notice a persons smile/teeth first. That's probably why I was so attracted to my boyfriend the first time I saw him because he's not the prettiest, straightest, whitest teeth I've ever seen in my life that sometimes I...See More »
Am I the only one who feels like puberty must have skipped over me?I'm 4'10 with a baby face. Everyone always was like "Oh you'll grow- oh your baby weight will disappear once you're older" People still tell me that. I'm in my mid twenties. My growth plates are closed and even when I was sick and underweight my face...See More »
Will you give me your spleen if I ask politely?Welp havn't made a spleen related question in a very long time...