LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR....One-- NOTHINGS wrong with me! Two-- NOTHINGS WRONG with me Three-- NOTHINGS WRONG WITH me Four--NOTHINGS WRONG WITH ME!!
Do you like to swim in the summer time?Do you live closer to the..... Beach? Lake? River? Or a local swimming pool?
Today the paper is going to be full of coupons!I have never used a coupon in my life.. Do you use coupons?
I fell off the wagon and I smoked some dope last week...Why do I still taste it in my mouth after a week?
Do you have your keys in an order on your keyring?....if there was a dog chasing you from your car to your house,can you get your house key ready before the dog gets you?
I didnt have any cash accessible........ so I swiped my card between her boobs and grabbed a $20 from her g-string
"Remember the yo-yo?" Did you ever sling a yo-yo? I was looking in some old boxes and I found an old ass Duncan yo-yo I used to sling. Threw it on my finger and the first rusty sling hit the table and went crazy ricocheting all over the place. Lol... I got it now! It's...See More »
Come on now... How many of us still pull out all the sheets from the closet............and join your kids or grandkids in creating a big fortress or a tent in the middle of the living room and use all the couch cushions and tie sheet ends to every doorknob in a 10 foot radius...... get out the flashlights ect.....? It's fun at...See More »
So Funny! My grandson smashed his middle finger in the cupboard......... he walks over to me with the saddest look on his face holding up his middle finger to show me... hes saying... "muh'fuggah--muh-fuggah" 😯! Lmao... poor guy!
