What's the worst thing about having a job at the unemployment office?If you get fired, you still have to show up the next day.
I sat next to a baby for a 10 hour flight.I didn't think it was possible for someone to scream for 10 hours straight. Even the baby was impressed I pulled it off.
I arrived early to the restaurant. The manager said do you mind waiting a bit? I said no.Good, he said. Take these drinks to table 9.
I just locked eyes with a spider.But instead of killing him I ran away and hid so he can spend the night stressing about where I am.
What's the difference between Iron man and Iron Woman?One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.
Thought of the dayNegative emotions like loneliness, envy, and guilt have an important role to play in a happy life; they're big flashing signs that something needs to change.
