Malcolm

I've been a domestic god all this year, although I...

If anyone in the UK needs an extra income stream,...

Not now. We get a royalty income which drops into...

Why does your face look like an S with a heart...

Overrated for what?

I'm British, but living in England, not Australia....

That's where grandparents come in!

Keep trying. There might be some friendly ladies...

@LatteQueen Nothing exciting. Sandwiches, crisps...

Good afternoon! Lunchtime in the UK.

@Mooncalf Then I'll take up with him personally...

@Magenta It's a shame there's no app. There was...

@Mooncalf Excuse my ignorance. Never heard of him!

@ChemDawg Mewe?

@Mooncalf Am I missing something here?

Mop

Possibly, but I'm too lazy! I hadn't been on here...

@helensusanswift I found this in the garage!

@helensusanswift Funnily enough, I looked at...

@helensusanswift I hope so. We'd been considering...