I Am An AtheistA sobbing mother was in front of me in the queue for the bank today and she was shamelessly parading her two children to the manager in a pathetic appeal hoping to get a loan. She caused quite a scene and this lasted for nearly 15 minutes as she...See More »
I Am An AtheistAn old person tried to get me to hold the lift for them today. Quite simply, I resent all the allowances society makes towards the old so I pretended I couldnt hear them (I had earphones in). If you cant manage 3 flights of stairs, I suggest you...See More »
Is the tornado in Texas over yet?I need to make a trade with someone there and its really holding me up.
I Am An AtheistLast night I had a coke fueled threesome with a blonde and a brunette. The brunette was my secretory and about 8/10. The blonde was an intern and only 4/10 but what she lacked in looks, she made up for in wanton lust. Hopefully shall repeat the...See More »
Ever banged a prostitute?I'm going to be in a new city over the weekend because of work and I might not have the time to go to a bar and pick up a hottie so I might hire a whore. Never done it before (in the UK anyway) so they'll be a novelty appeal.
How many hot blondes you banged this year so far?I've only banged one in February (she had a wonky eye)
Ever banged a girl that can't speak English? It's pretty hot...I've just got this hot Ukraine girl for the last few weeks and she can't speak a word of English. It adds a huge thixk layer of primal intensity when I'm banging her.
Did you know none of the events in Game Of Thrones actually happened? So why not read a proper history book instead?If you like Game Of Thrones you're a twat.
Has anyone ever read The Art Of The Deal?If so, did it help you become more successful? I often hear Trump refer to his genius level business acumen but I never ever get examples of this. So please tell me some genius business strategy/tactic you learnt from The Art Of The Deal. Or any...See More »
Do you ever wonder if people who make pro Trump posts are just trying to make his supporters look bad?Every time I see a pro trump post I'm always struck by a swarming mess of negative responses in regards to the posters reasoning, eloquence, maturity,originality and maladjusted tribalism. However now I'm like 99.9% sure that every time you see a...See More »
Do you work with any idiots? People who do the same job as you but you dont understand why they dont get fired?
How much is an adequate bribe for a health and safety official?I have recently made several moves towards becoming a property developer and I've got a tip off that a H&S inspector will be visiting one of my sites soon. Yesterday I visited and was shocked at all the breaches of H&S I saw. So I'm probably going...See More »
Alpha males of SW, do you find you have to put up with a lot of jealousy from betas?I'm sick of all these whining betas complaining about my managerial style. I implement a Darwinian law of the jungle vibe and these special snowflakes feel that its a violation of their safe space.