I wish I had curvesOr be thicc, as they say. Curvy enough to where you could rest a drink on this shit
I’d be drunk all the time if it wouldn’t eventually lead to a slow, painful deathNearly happened once already
Why does my stomach feel so cold as I’m drinking alcohol right now?Ever since I started drinking, it feels surprisingly cool and what I’m drinking is room temperature. Weird.
Wouldn't it be cool if the end of the world happened in your lifetime?At least you could say you there at the end. I mean, you couldn't because everyone would be dead, but you know what I mean.
I shouldn't have heard that easter egg music earlier 😵💫Now I have it stuck in my head and just want to dance to do it. 💃
Regional comparions of that creepy Sonic CD easter egg Some video game deep divers will probably already be familiar with this one, but the third video game in the Sonic the Hedgehog franchise, Sonic CD, released for the Sega CD in 1993, there lies a rather infamously creepy easter egg. In the game's...See More »
I used the last of my chill pills todayI tried to buy more online, but apparently they don't make that particular kind anymore. First the TransZen, now this. What is with these mood enhancers made with all natural ingredients being discontinued? You'd swear it's actual medication they...See More »
I haven’t been able to sleep very well latelyAs a combination of it getting hotter at night in my area, making it difficult for me to sleep comfortably, and my damn anxiety, which is keeping me up as it always does. You’d think I’d be sleeping better since my wife came home Sunday after being...See More »
I really need to take a good, long break from alcoholI owe it to myself and even more to my family and spouse. 😞
Mrs. Duck and I are back to our old anticsI was just being silly, standing in her way not letting her pass me, so she picks me up with her strong arms and sets me aside to get through. 😅 I missed our goofy moments. It’s so good to have her back. 🤗
Back to work today after being off all last weekLuckily, my assistants say last week was real quiet, so there's no work to catch up on. Still, getting back into the routine is never easy. 😩
Wifey actually cuddled with me, let me go down on her AND is letting me drink one last time 😱Is this the same spouse of mine that’s been gone for a whole week? She’s behaving like the old wifey right now. I couldn’t be happier. 😊
I've had these moments with my mom My mom would just smile at me. And let me tell you, she's not one to smile easily at all. 🥹