GarciaMarquez

@SW-User That's a peculiarly Irish turn of phrase....

All three. That's a fuck of a lot of condiments....

We don't need them in this benighted backwater. I...

I fear that if it wasn't for my wife's failing...

#metoo. Most of the things I google are things I...

I didn't realise you had two of them. That's quite...

@damselfly You might model this for us. Other...

Normal people don't. Maybe that wasn't a real...

Fresh and fun women's footware. Should this be in...

And so the year ended. It seems that Yazz was...

Someone has to. They don't know what they're...

Been through the mill. And all because the lady...

At least he didn't feel the horse had bolted, so...

@damselfly So do I. How depressing.

Like Maggie Smith. In The Lady in the Van. I like...

You always seem very unaffected to me. But that...

Five, I mean.

And then there were four.

You're still smoking in my eyes. I mean smoking...

Get a room. With a hoist, view optional.