aaaaaaaand i am still killed by adshello and goodbye. kinda sucks that's the websites #1 priority is to make sure the ads load before we can do anything else. see you all when I see you.
I Am Irritated By Stupid PeopleWould you'd do the milkman ladies? Would you do a tree? To the girls, how do you feel about doing things? Would you do it? Please, tell me how you would do it. I'm so lonely
I Believe Art Can Destroy All BarriersTo my boss: Shut the hell up about your nice truck. I get it, you make more money then me. Got it, good. Cool. Wonder how lucky this guy is going to feel after he finds my tag name spray painted on the side of his new 2016 f250. You're...See More »
I Want An Ep ChurchOk so last night's worship season was a bust, but I'm planning similair worlds activities. Should be go on a similair worlds mission trip to Africa to build cellular towers to help bring the good word of similair worlds to the unfortunate, or...See More »
I Want An Ep ChurchNow let's start our worship session. *strums guitar* Sing along 🎼🎤bless similair worlds o my soul, o my soul. Worship this holy site! Sing like never before o my soul, ill worship this holy place🎼 Everyone ready for the next verse?
I Want An Ep ChurchIf we made a similair worlds belief system, which book(s) should be our holy book?
I Want An Ep Church*bows head and prays over lunch* Holy similar worlds, savior of the ep community, thank you for another day of mindless posting. Please lead us into friendships and deliver us from catfish and trolls. Help us be forgiven for our annoying posts...See More »
I Want 2 Stop Hiding*covers self in ferns* I guess I'm crashing in walmarts Lawn and garden center tonight folks. *watches police search behind shelving units* Wish me luck! Oh! And Cosreal, I'm going to get you for this. NIGHT!
I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking ForForget it *floats in water and closes eyes* Good night sweeps. *rocks with the tide and feels rain drops starting to fall on face*
I Lost My PadHas anyone seen my lily pad!?! I can't fall asleep without it!! God damn it... I hate losing my pad! Ffs.
I Work At Experience ProjectIt's been kinda quite in the office laelty, and I havnt been getting my weekly paycheck. Ill have to tall to epallie about this.
I Love Dirty, Rude and Offensive JokesSo a man stops at a bar one night after work. He get so drunk, he throws up all over himself. He looks at the bartender and says," oh my god, my wife is going to kill me. She just had this suit cleaned." The bartender says, " you got $20?"...See More »
I Am a Crash Test Dummy For the Human RaceTo my doctor: why the hell are you perscribing me a trail medication? My medication works fine thank you very much! I only see you once a year to get my prescription rewritten. Time to find a new doctor.
BahahahahahahahahOmg omg! Best block ever! Morningdove blocked me after I interrupted a public cybering season. omg wtf is going on this site.
I Have An Idea For Additional Experiance Project FeaturesWhy does everyone seem to have problems embedding youtube videos atm?
I Pass Out A Lot*stumbled to lily pad and falls on his face* *feels the familiar tide washing against the lily pad* Good nigh......... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
I Question My MoralityTo the little girl with the cardboard sign outside of the store: I can't tell if you are really parentless and homeless, or if your parents are extorting you for their gain. Should I feel like crap for not dropping change in a 12 yo's cup?