DeusVult

Assuming you live until you're 80, if you're under...

The smell of my arm pits

Smart enough to know hot pitifully unintelligent I...

THE WALL JUST GOT 10 FEET HIGHER

Firefly

One time I walked across the street and it wasn't...

The only difference between a pretty person and an...

Make sure to brush after...

Your shading could use more refinement. Also the...

De la luna has been hiding behind a veil of rain...

The way you view politics often reflects how you...

I hope you'll be able to get comfy now that you're...

I'm alright. I honestly think I'm more content...

I looked through the window, only to find nothing...

I just want a bidet.

冷たい。

I refuse.

Where's my boy Johnny Cash?

I regret to say I do not, brother.

Something's bothering your nose! Let me do a quick...