I just want a bidet.
ooooooimaghost · 100+
those things are scary 😨
DeusVult · 26-30, M
There's nothing scary about your toilet heating up its own seat and singing Christmas music while simultaneously showering your butt with the grace of God.
ooooooimaghost · 100+
@DeusVult: 😵😵
That would be funny, but also very handy.
ooooooimaghost · 100+
Mmhmm - now imagine someone sitting on the seat and pressing the push open the lid - who would win? 🤔

SW-User
Wonderful idea ! 😂
ooooooimaghost · 100+
*drum roll time* :D

SW-User
@ooooooimaghost: 😊😎
amvanquish · 51-55, M
You are a genius. 🚽
ooooooimaghost · 100+
no you are 😎
Mondayschild · F
good idea
ooooooimaghost · 100+
it's gangsta 😎
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ooooooimaghost · 100+
😨 the fudge? really now?
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ooooooimaghost · 100+
@Heybrosiambrad: nope 😶
OKWTF2 · 51-55, M
sure, I am the only one who's first thought was how far the TP roll would fly if you put it on the end and stomped/opened it real fast.
ooooooimaghost · 100+
Salud! 😎
limefairy · 51-55, F
Can I order two for my house?
ooooooimaghost · 100+
we'll send our sales rep right away 😊
JoserJekter · 26-30
That would be awesome.
ooooooimaghost · 100+
i know right 😊