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I just want a bidet.
ooooooimaghost · 100+
those things are scary 😨
DeusVult · 26-30, M
There's nothing scary about your toilet heating up its own seat and singing Christmas music while simultaneously showering your butt with the grace of God.
ooooooimaghost · 100+
@DeusVult: 😵😵