To the hackers who took down the internet today:You could at least take us out to dinner before you F*ck us
We used to think there was a demon living in an old storm drainTurned out to be my long lost granny. She got kicked in the throat by a mule and fell down there and got stuck.
Real Werewolf Hours: The Yuletide huntIf anyone here is in the Ebony Dusk wolf pack, we're getting together on xmas morning to go bring down a moose. See you then! 💕 💕 . (1)
Phew what a nightI'm shifted back into human form. In a couple hours I'ma be lighting up a joint and getting in my superfly gheottomobile to cruise downtown for a latte. I hope all my fellow werewolves had a good night prowling lol. See you guys next saturn's day.
When I was in high school we had a weird pervert principalHe would crawl up into the ceiling and spy on the classes to make sure of what exactly I'm not sure. One time he fell through the roof into the home ec class and tore down like half the roof and ceiling panels and had to go to the ER. He was gone... See More »
I'm being stalked online by a wizardHe sends me messages asking what we will name our children and says he has casted a fatebinding spell that will pull us together no matter what.
It's currently 10 degress outsideThe woods are nice and serene. Only mother nature could be cozy under a blanket of frost.
As the uppercut bus driver said, You're goin' to jail now!Lock 'em ALL up! The biggest terrorist organization in the world = the US government!
An honest heartIs one of silver. The moon, of course. It reveals the hidden paths and forest trails, washing away the shadows with cold light.
Kids are creepyOne of my nieces had some of her dolls in the corner of her room facing the wall. I asked her what was up with that and she said she "doesn't like the ones that talk at night"
They have chicken coops in the back of KFCI saw them in there one time, flapping around and going crazy. The manager was dressed in a chicken costume and he was flapping and squawking back at them in some form of sign language.
There was a security breach at the large hadron colliderThere was an altercation in the facility when two very stereotypically nerdy scientists got into an argument. One of the responding officers was found strangled to death, between "An impressively sized set of thighs" according to the coroner. The... See More »
