I'm being stalked online by a wizard
He sends me messages asking what we will name our children and says he has casted a fatebinding spell that will pull us together no matter what.
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SomeMichGuy · M
...uh, if his binding spell matures when he does, you are in the clear... 😉
Next time, ask him when he's planning on moving out of his mom's basement.
Next time, ask him when he's planning on moving out of his mom's basement.
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Thodsis · 51-55, M
He's a pretty crap wizard if he needs to do his magic online.