Alyosha

I know the feeling.

People talking about themselves is exactly what...

I don't get Modelo anymore. "The mark of a...

@DangerGirl Lol.

How often do you give out this compliment?

Why would evolution make something up instead of...

Breakfast sucks. Boo.

@OlderSometimesWiser Seconded. Buttsecks is highly...

@Wiseacre Things have changed actually. Now...

Life is a characteristic of matter that shows a...

@1sakuradoll08 You're nice, but let's not invite...

@jarrod73 "Words don't work on me, libtard! I...

My life is over. I'm just hunkered down in the...

@beetlebumdont You can define an apple as an...

I was in love with someone on EP.

It's a small community.

Everyone is. Even the ones with mental blocks.

There's no one for me.

@AdmiralPrune Ah, the internet. Where the men are...

Lucky Strike menthols.