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I’m an alien, yo
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AlienTheExtraterrestrial: I've been hallucinating this weird woman...
@MethDozer I actually have been sleeping lately
3 days ago
AlienTheExtraterrestrial: Went to an NA meeting last night with my neighbor....
Got a white tag too
1 week ago
AlienTheExtraterrestrial: Fried potatoes with sumac and eggs over easy with...
@RodneyTrotter1 Flipped once gently keeping the...
3 wks ago
TomSimulation: Soulful bachelor cooked spiced food for a good...
I don't wanna try hard boiled potatoes
3 wks ago
AlienTheExtraterrestrial: Alien says “I’m done with Fancy Feast—it’s not fit...
Alien says “I ain’t never been a loaf, I don’t...
1 mth ago
AlienTheExtraterrestrial: Crazy when you realize some people don’t know...
@NativePortlander1970 Crazy you don’t know that
1 mth ago
AlienTheExtraterrestrial: Crazy when you realize some people don’t know...
@NativePortlander1970 just the letters, yo
1 mth ago
AlienTheExtraterrestrial: Actual image of me, swampy, methy, and scrof...
@MethDozer Dialog, yes. You’re second from the...
2 mths ago
AlienTheExtraterrestrial: Actual image of me, swampy, methy, and scrof...
@DownTheStreet Aye
2 mths ago
AlienTheExtraterrestrial: I think an 11 year old nonverbal austitic boy just...
@YoMomma Opened
3 mths ago
AlienTheExtraterrestrial: After months of changing colors and painting the...
@SwampFlower Miss you too, yo
3 mths ago
AlienTheExtraterrestrial: Woukd you drink this?
@YoMomma I’m feeling better now than I did when I...
4 mths ago
AlienTheExtraterrestrial: After months of changing colors and painting the...
@Notsimilarreally Best subject, 100%
4 mths ago
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