AlienTheExtraterrestrial

@MethDozer Garey Busey not starring in Cape Fear...

This post is 10000% about a cat

@DangerGirl Perfectly reasonable place to live

Girl, you smell like my mom's meatloaf

I'm an alien, yo

@Carysoflife Dragon on the flag who has apparently...

@Notsimilarreally

Humans would have all been eaten my lions...

@CallMeSoph There is no Southumberton

@tenente There's a perfectly reasonable state...

@Strongtea Hobbits

@Straylight Also someone had the unhinged idea of...

@SUPERVlXEN Such a bad place for humans to exist...

@Selah Alligators trying to eat you in an...

@Degbeme Genocide and centuries of oppression and...

@V00dooLovesTheMoon Also you have a literal...

@V00dooLovesTheMoon The whole lot of you-- the...

@Straylight George Bush doesn't care about black...

I Put a Spell on You by Screamin' Jay Hawkins

@mindstruggle Should have been a state like 50...