Who wants to be my slave for the day?Just do as I say and all will go smoothly. If not well I'm locking you in my closet.
What was something you weren't allowed to do growing up?I wasn't allowed to listen to the spice girls. My dad brought the ban hammer down because he didn't like the lyrics "if you wanna be my lover you gotta get with my friends". He thought it sent the wrong message.
Would you ever hire a personal assistant?I'm considering finding one for myself. They can do my bidding while I sip mimosas.
And again what the hell gives?Myself and two others went to a gay bar last night. They got approached and hit on. When they were being chatted up I tried joining in the conversation also. I got shut out practically and they all had their backs turned to me. They left with numbers...See More »
I Have Done Crazy Things With My Best FriendsA few years ago there were three other people and myself all holed up in my friends apartment for several days. We were all on a multi-day bender. The first two to three days are always great. By the third day I looked and felt my best despite having...See More »
If I threw a party with 10ks worth of assorted drugs spread out on a table like a feast would you come?
Have you ever had to deal with an incompetent valet person?Years ago my mother was in the hospital for heart related issues. I wanted my car parked in the valet section because it was closer to the entrance. I pulled up and the valet guy was doing his damndest to get out of doing his job. He kept trying to...See More »
I Want to Know An Embarassing Moment In Your LifeEarly January I was having a typical night out. I was out clubbing overall having a grand old time. Did a bunch of K blah blah typical things. I went into a k hole. For whatever reason when I came out of it I for whatever reason panicked and bolted...See More »
I Have Lots of Wtf MomentsI thought I heard low talking almost like a radio playing softly in another room. Weird since I live by myself and did not have a radio on. I couldn't make out any words or anything out really. It just sounded like some crappy old fashioned low...See More »
I feel I've spent half my adult life taking napsThat's what happens when you are tired and have to get up early a lot
Why must I have to work with my arch nemesis tomorrow?I don't want to work with that evil giant man lady.
School = TerrordomesTerrordomes aka schools. The place you are forced to go for a good chunk of your life. A literal hunger games setting where if you don't fit in prepare to die. A prison where sometimes you have to wear uniforms like a prisoner would have to. A set...See More »
I Can Sometimes Be MeanDISCLAIMER: I am not actually a massive ass like what you are about to see go down. I don't know why I did it but I did and it's in the past. To be fair there was a bit of a war going on between myself and the other two I am about to tell you...See More »
I have to attend a wedding this summerThat means dealing with irritating relatives but it's for my older brother so I have to be there. I'm still mad I'm not his best man. On the plus side it's on a vineyard and it's being catered by a private chef so at least there will be tons of...See More »
I'm so fighting this ticketSo he didn't decide to charge me with speeding he made it a parking ticket instead and it just says $145 for double parking. Yeah no I'm fighting it and I'm taking a team of lawyers if I have to.