I Want to Know An Embarassing Moment In Your Life

Early January I was having a typical night out. I was out clubbing overall having a grand old time. Did a bunch of K blah blah typical things. I went into a k hole. For whatever reason when I came out of it I for whatever reason panicked and bolted out of the club. I had no shoes on, no coat, in half ass drag wearing a peignoir.

Mind you this is winter time. There was snow on the ground and more flakes were coming down. I couldn't remember where I lived or where I had just left from. I stumbled around trying to find my way. I couldn't find my money to take a cab, bus or whatever. Not like it would have mattered as I didn't remember where I lived. I tried begging people for money but everyone ignored me. Looking back I would have ignored me too.

I cried. I sat down on the ground and cried for a bit and then I saw it. I saw a friends apartment building. I went over there for help. Luckily he was there and let me in. I was the end of a lot of jokes for awhile but it's better than what could have happened to me.